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If my jokes offend you:

  1. I’m sorry
  2. It won’t happen again
  3. 1 & 2 are lies 
  4. You’re a pussy

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I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

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do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

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just come over and we’ll watch netflix or make a sex tape idk we’ll see what happens 

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i love boys so much kill me

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